Ännu en Wow-låt...

För några år sedan var vi rätt många bland mina WoW-vänner som samsades i ett och samma gille. I detta gille, Phoenix Knights, fanns en engelsman som kallade sig själv "Cooperjnr". Han var en kul typ som ofta gjorde rätt korkade saker, och efter en raid tillsammans skrev jag följande text. Melodin är självklart SuperTrouper... ;-)

"Super Cooper"´s pulls are gonna wipe us
As they always do
Pulling like a noob
I wish that this would change real soon

We were farming bosses in MC
As we raided last night with PK
Cooper did his "thing", and suddenly:
half instance came out to "greet us"
(he got us all killed by playing badly)
So imagine I was glad to hear you´ve signed up
(Glad to hear you're joining)
Suddenly I feel all right
(And hopefully it's gonna be)
Hope it's gonna be so different
when I´m in the raid tonight

Because if"Super Cooper" pulls he´s gonna wipe us
Playing like a mug
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Feigning, having fun
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Posing with his "epic" gun

You know that"Super Cooper" surely gets his "job" done
As he always do
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Wearing greens and blues
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Let´s hope that you´ll be pulling soon

Whiping forty guildies, they´re your friends!
How can anyone pull so badly?
Part of a bad dream that never ends
Still I'm hoping for a change to happen
(Still I'm hoping for a change to happen)

There are moments when I thought "I'm going crazy"
(Think I'm going crazy)
But it's gonna be alright
(You'll soon be changing everything)
Everything will be so different
when I´m in the raid tonight
But if the"Super Cooper" pulls he´s gonna wipe us
Playing like a mug
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Feigning, having fun
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Posing with his "epic" gun

I wished that "Super Cooper" wasn´t gonna kill us
I know that isn´t true
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Pulling like a noob
(Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Wearing only greens and blues

So I'll be there when you sign up
The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive
And when you mark the main tank´s target
And pull it rightI know it's gonna mean so much tonight

Or else the"Super Cooper" surely gets us all killed
Like he always do
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Wearing greens and blues
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Pretending he can pull like you

Let´s hope that"Super Cooper" pulls ain´t gonna happen
Then we´ll be having fun
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Being number one
(Sup-p-per Coop-p-per)
Laughing at his muggish gun

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